military spouse

A hard working spouse of a military member, who keeps things safe at the home front where civilian wives would normally Fail.

Leisel and Amanda are the best military spouse's I know!

by Widgets November 24, 2013

Manitalia

Any form or forms of male genitalia i.e. penis and testicles.

Stacey - "Steve, I'm all hot and bothered... what are you gonna do about it?"

Steve - "Probably whip out my sweet, sweet manitalia..."

by TheManDanIsCool May 24, 2005

French Military Victories

Type 'french military victories' in a Google search and hit "I'm feeling lucky."
What should come up is:
Did you mean: French Military Defeats?

This implies that there have been no French Military Victories

by Miapants June 18, 2008

military style

shaving without a lot of anything.

i was in a real hurry this morning. i had to shave military style

by ddaarrriiiinnnn December 22, 2008

Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation

Although true that the MNPA was involved in small scale brainwashing atrocities they have been largely misrepresented in historical records. It´s founding member Ingjaldur Magnus Member, born in Lapland originally conceived the junta to oppose the legislation to outlaw jingoistic, lappish tea-drinking traditions, soon found himself brainwashing citizens indiscriminately. In 2046 the "loco lap" as he came to be known was assissinated. Jan Saemund Kristleifsson, his successor was believed to be behind Ingjaldur´s gruesome murder. His body was found in a New Oslo sauna where he had been incarcerated for three years until finally succumbing to dysentery. Jan Saemund quickly started to focus the MNPA´s considerable resources to eradicate the practice of wilgeldungspierhalt.
This rapidly lost him supporters within the MNPA, and after the assassination of Emperor Gissur, the ranks of the MNPA dwindled to near-extinction, lost to the ravages of meta-war during the rise of the Kattegat Channel Conflict. He was assassinated by his lieutenants in 2051, who having become dissilliusioned by Jan's obsession dismantle the MNPA.

Ragnar Michael, Jan's 2nd in command became the Eurasian Minister of Information, and is believed to have started a campaign to defame Jan Saemundur and the MNPA, condemning them to the historical gulag.

You are quite the rowdy MNPA

by Henry Egilsson III December 10, 2004

manitard

the words maniac and retard fused together. used to describe someone who drives like a maniac/retard in hazardous conditions and thinks that all wheel drive makes them invincible.

This person passing me is such a manitard, you can't even see the road.

by Blankfacehand March 7, 2011

Military Pubes

When pubic hair is shaved off the genitals, with some very short hair left on top, like a military haircut.

"John! I thought you told me you were completely shaven... down there."

"Well, I was, but I let it grow out a little on top so I could have Military Pubes!"

by not2greene September 8, 2011