Lisa

Lisa is amazingly smart but will never admit it to himself, shy, funny, generous to a fault, one of the best girls to have on your side. he would take a bullet for you if he considers you family.

I know this amazing girl named Lisa

by Arianagrandesbadussy August 6, 2023

Lisa

the most perfect girl to ever exist
shes so incredibly stunning its hard to believe that shes even real
also the best friend there ever will be, youd be very lucky to have her as your girlfriend

shes honestly so funny and entertaining youll never get bored with her shes just amazing

my lisa is the most perfect, funny, gorgeous and loveliest girl on this earth<3

i love my lisa<3

by bowie<3 September 20, 2023

lisa spence

A lesbian sexy woman who all females want a bit of.

Wow ladies, check out that Lisa spence, she’s so dreamy I want to screamy

by Atruthtella69 November 25, 2021

Lisa

It's the perfect girl you've ecer seen in ur life. With her long brown hair and her brown eyes she looks perfect no matter if with makeup or without. She is the best friend you can ever have, if something happenes, she is always by ur side. She is the moon and the stars on a cloudless night and the sun on a summer day.

Person 1: Hah, I have a best friend, she is so pretty and perfect.

Person 2: Is her name Lisa?

Person 1: Yes, how did u know?

by Milkywayeatskids November 27, 2021

Lisa

Lisa is a woman who is extremely pungent, her smell leaks and reeks around the school yard and makes the girls all scream "oh Lala, is that Lisa or the garbage truck?" She is smart, awkward and fluent in three languages, (American, British and ASL.) Many people at school in her presence HAVE TO WATCH OUT, because of her wildly unhinged and erratic hand! (There has been many known knockouts.) Many say that she also excels in food tech, because she always smells of onions and eggs, because of how hard she works. In the end Lisa IS A GODDESS, not only because of her blinding light, but because of her power to permanently damage your sinuses.

Jim: Did you see Lisa the other day?
Katie: No, But I smelt her.
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Yolanda: Hey Lisa, because you're so fluent in so many languages; can you teach me ASL?
Lisa: *Hand Flaps*

by sillybilly1107 April 25, 2022

Cathie Lisa

Cathie Lisa is the kindest and most understanding soul one could ever meet. She is beautiful, smart and funny. She is a great listener and remembers little things about you and is so cute! She makes you happy just by being in her presence. If you ever find a Cathie Lisa, do not let her go, she is the most precious being to come into your life and will bring joy to you when you think about her throughout the day. You are lucky to have a Cathie Lisa

Bro 1: Who is that with Bro?
Bro 2: Cathie Lisa his new gf!

by Scipiio May 4, 2022

Lisa

Police officer. City or metro jurisdiction only. Does not include county sheriff or federal agents (see: "Sharon").

Ex: "Put that up! I just seen Lisa hit the corner."

by 28gram$am November 29, 2022