my lips are sealed

1) A phrase meaning: I will not tell anyone what I know.
also an indication of ones complicity in some plot.

2)What a woman says when she wishes to remain a virgin.

1) Dont worry, I wont tell anyone, my lips are sealed

2) Well you wont be parking your umbrella behind my meat curtains tonight, mr smooth talker, my lips are sealed.

by The fondler March 30, 2007

carp lips

When a females vaginal flaps are so loose and saggy they hang down like carp lips.

Person 1: See that chick in the bikini over there? Check out her Carp lips!

Person 2: Ewwww that's rank

by L Doggz October 2, 2007

brainer lips

someone who has rich full lips that are good for sucking dick

"wow that bitch has some huge brainer lips"

by Justin F January 12, 2005

Dua Lipa

A sloppy blow job.

That chick gave me the best dua lipa last night.

by Professionalpropane February 11, 2019

Lipstick Dipstick

When getting a blowjob, have said girl put on fresh lipstick. Then get her to go as far down as possible before closing her mouth. The lipstick will make a mark, and the game is now on to try and beat that mark. This makes getting head FUN!!!!

Man, I'd like to play lipstick dipstick with her. I bet she'd get a new high score.

by anduarin July 14, 2010

high-speed lips

(n.) this term derives from the acronym DSL (aka. dick-sucking lips). The term came about as a play on the acronym which is also an acronym used commonly to refer to an available internet service; high-speed internet. Thus, the progression was to coin the phrase "high-speed lips" when referring to DSLs (dick-sucking lips).
(As a side note, DSLs are commonly denoted by their abnornal thickness)

- Man, that girl has gone some seriously high-speed lips.
- Yeah, she's got the high-speed lips.

by kendega April 7, 2005

Batty crease lips

Batty crease lips are dem lips that are dried up. The crusty lips that look like tiger bread. No one wants go near them because they look like a pensioners batty.

James says to Jordan;
Oi jord you got dem batty crease lips man. Get some vasoline on dat shit.

by Battyshit June 22, 2017