Penis Leaf

The foreskin of a penis; an insult

That man just called a woman a bitch because she wouldn’t sleep with him. He’s such a penis leaf .

by Petite Marvel January 19, 2018

Leaf Sight

A sight or scope on a firearm that can be raised or folded down. Often with many lines or indicators to account for bullet drop due to gravity.

"PRIVATE! USE THE LEAF SIGHT ON YOUR GRENADE LAUNCHER!"

"ROGER THAT!"

*Explosion.mp3*

by yogha August 29, 2023

Sticky Leaf

n.) A term of endearment used with friends.

Jack: What’s good sticky leaf!

Bartholomew: How’s it going gng!

by Idhfneldn_6 November 26, 2024

Leaf-Licker

A derogatory term for Vegans, And herbivore animals. Used by the Arxur, a carnivore species, in the SciFi story, Nature of Predators.

Dave's a fucking leaf-licker after watching those videos about factory farms.

by whoa220 October 25, 2024

Leaf smeller

A person who sniffs out other people's shame.

Constantly on the persute of finding others negative qualities, Hal, was known as a leaf smeller.

by Diet Silliness November 22, 2017

Leaf Trotting

Covering ones self in glue and rolling in a leaf pile naked as to get covered in leaves and dance naked from a tree branch to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody

The neighbor took part in the local leaf trotting event filled with hippies from the local college

by Leafy gritty fish June 27, 2021

Leaf Jacks

A form of jumping jacks done under a tree, combining yard work and exercise. This was created by Ralph Drabble on September 30, 2011. They are hard to do because the leaves fall with every jump. The leaves are caught, then raked into a pile. As the final part of the exercise one monster jumping jack is taken and the leaves are jumped into and then played with. Leaf Jacks are a great way to get cardio and yard work at the same time. So if you're tired but want to relax, take a tip from Ralph - try Leaf Jacks!

Ralph: Oh no, time for some Leaf Jacks! This yard is gonna get covered in leaves. (he starts doing jumping jacks and counting) One.. Two.. Three.. Four..

Hec: Hey, what are you doing? Is that some sort of weird jumping jack?

Ralph: Yes, its a Leaf Jack. You catch the leaves while you're doing jumping jacks. Try it out!

Hec: (starts doing some Leaf Jacks) Yi.. Er.. San.. Si.. Wow! Nice one! Great for qigong.

Ralph: These are right. Great healing movies. (make a seeahh sound)

Beatrice: I saw that! You two guys better hustle. (she turns into Gunny Granny mode) Move it! MOVE IT! (she starts doing some Leaf Jacks) Wow, these work! A Gunny Granny could learn to love these.

Hec: Yup! Maybe they should be part of Marine Corps PT.

Ralph: Sweet! A Drabble's gotta do what a Drabble's gotta do. (he rakes the leaves up and they all jump into it, playing) Leaf Jacks rule!

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 13, 2011