left hand typing

When you've just finished masturbating, but someone messages you on the computer and you have to respond. You have to type the message with solely your left hand.

Dude, so I was masturbating last night, and then I got a message from Susan! I started left hand typing, and before I knew it we were hours into a conversation and I hadn't even washed up!

by Eattheirdead May 6, 2011

Left laners

Idiot drivers that see people speeding and merge to the fast lane and travel the same speed as the person in the slow lane just to annoy them. See also; one who knows the left lane traffic traffic travels at a higher rate of speed so the stay in it to avoid having to slow down and switch lanes, this person usual travels 65 miles an hour or just below the posted speedlimit

Jeff sees 20 cars in the left lane on the interstate behind the only carnext to the truck on the right lane going the same speed..
Jeff: im so gonna get fired because of these left laners making me late for work!!

by JDurband August 8, 2016

Left-Handed Shake

Usually in Afghanistan the left handed shake is a very famous gesture. When someone tries to shake hands with you using their left hand it means they have nothing but hate, disrespect, rageful anger and enmity for you. If you shake their left hand you then you should expect something bad coming on your way if you don’t shake his left hand then your accepting defeat and showing everyone that your a coward. Nowadays it’s mostly used between huge rival Gangs and Mafia’s in Afghanistan.

Left-handed Shake is a another form of declaration of war against another person, group, or family

by Katemiller1321 December 1, 2020

Left 4 dead

A game were you and your friends play as survivor trying to get out of a zombie apocalypse alive. There are four characters, Bill, Zoe, Francis (the best) and of course Louis the black guy that always dies. There is also a Versus mode which is basically the same thing except your trying to beat the other teams score and the teams take turns playing as zombies and humies.

Bill: Francis shut the fuck up!
Francis: i hate hospitals, doctors, boat lawyers, the army, the woods, log cabins, sewers, boomers, smokers, zombies, your mom...

Gamer: Left 4 dead sucks on xbox.

by Mr. sandman bob additon March 7, 2009

Left Overs

when wearing and kind of shorts or pants that are not basketball shorts, the excess of the pants or shorts looks like a bonor

DUDE, YOU GOT Left Overs

by dsrg July 4, 2007

Left hand

The hand indians use to wipe their ass.

Indian: Hey Joey! its been a while eh? shake my hand!

Joey: -like a dumbass, joey shakes his left hand-

Indian: HAH! gotcha! now you've got all my shit wiped on your hand!

by love, shinny. December 20, 2008

Left 4 Dead 2

Left 4 Dead 1.5, "Here's how it should of been". A game assumed to kill of Left 4 Dead, seeing how in the eyes of Valve, Left 4 Dead is an old man because it dropped to 30 dollars in retail stores. Left 4 Dead 2 is a "DLC that was too big" says Valve, so instead they decided to release it as a full game and slap a 50 dollar tag on it and pretend Left 4 Dead was never released. It would be great to have a silenced uzi in a zombie apocalypse wouldn't it?

L4D2 player: "Am I play Left 4 Dead or Left 4 Dead 2?" *looks at Left 4 Dead 2 CD case* "WHAAT?!"

Valve: So, I heard you want some DLCs from us? Since when did we promise DLCs for Left 4 Dead? *Person shows previous interviews*.

Valve: LEFT4DEAD2 DESERVES TO BE A SEQUEL, I PROMISE! OR....I'LL TRADE YOU DLC FOR 50 DOLLARS!

by A 1337 Ninja June 10, 2009