Jordan

A stuck up asshole who uses girls and is a complete dick to everyone

God I hate Jordan

by Emo chick May 2, 2019

Jordan

(Female) Jordan is a total snake, She will pretend to be kind but once you get to know her she’s a bitchy, lying, hoe. Jordan’s always have peoples names in their mouths, they can’t keep quiet about anyone. She also looks like a spider with her skinny little legs.

Girl: ew a spider!!
Boy: lol that’s just Jordan

by KatySnow2010 February 10, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is a amazing guy he has the biggest dick anyone could ask for.
If you look at him for 1 second you will be squirting all day and night.

If you are Jordan’s girlfriend you are the luckiest person alive.

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I like Jordan

by I like Jordan July 14, 2018

Jordan

she is the most beautiful person in the world and if you get to be her boyfriend then you can call yourself the luckiest person in the world

the most beautiful person in the world(jordan)

by Ladykiller534 May 10, 2018

Jordan

This guy is the creepiest motherfucker ever. If you ever meet one, run for the hills because he was probably stalking you already before you even met. And if you do know a Jordan and he's not creepy, just give it a bit of time and then he'll show his true colours of being a weird mf.

Person 1: Hey, have you met Jordan yet?
Person 2: Yeah, he was watching me outside my window last night.

by _cool_guy_69_ December 8, 2019

Jordan

Dumb piece of shit whom in which has pretty much no friends and is the but of jokes

Look at jordan, he's such a lose because we think he is

by Jordan "hated by all" Hunter June 26, 2019

Jordan

A ginger with a mouth that's bigger than his brain and likes to annoy people.A Jordan is also a person that never shuts up and teases relentlessly. He acts all cool but he can be a good friend. Jordan's do not now the meaning of the word quiet.

Person 1: Who's that Ginger over there?
Person 2: They're shouting it must be Jordan.

by AmarilloSkies January 25, 2017