January 28

Bad bitches bday. This day is designated to Puerto Ricans, thiccys, and chubbawubbas. Any girl born on this day is an utter clown. And has big b00bs :). Although they are queens THEIR MOTHERS remain elite. And they also can get any guy they want AND IT SHOWS.
Damn you were born on January 28, bust it open
I like eboys because I was born on January 28
by caitygurl November 03, 2019
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January 21

REMEMBER THIS DAY! THIS IS THE DAY CHERRY BULLET DEBUTED!! NEVER EVER FORGET!!
January 21 is a day to remember as it is Cherry Bullet's Debut Day

Do not ever forget January 21!
by someonewhosayswho October 15, 2019
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January 9th

A day of reckoning. A day where the party consists of booze, drinking games, orgies, a girl falling down stairs, and a "black" man getting angry at a white guy.
Remember January 9th, that shit was crazy!
by Sweens12 July 16, 2010
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january 22

january 22 national piggyback day .
Joey : give me a piggyback ride !!
Rachel : why ?

Joey : it’s january 22.. duhh !!
by What a skank January 22, 2020
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January 8th

The day everyone picks on their friend patrick
Today's January 8th.....I'm gonna talk shit to Patrick all day
by BDK98 January 08, 2016
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January 6

America hit rock bottom on this day. The U.S. Capitol was stormed by domestic terrorists that supported 45th President Donald Trump. They wanted to stop the democratic process because Trump lost the 2020 presidential election the Joe Biden. 306 electoral votes (Biden) to 232 electoral votes (Trump).
by FuckMAGA January 09, 2021
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January 5th

If you were born on January 5th your just hot as fuck and get all the bitches. And yall got big dicks
January 5th
by Joemama69696900 November 02, 2019
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