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Have A Magical Day!!!!!

by iRock2u July 24, 2016
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Have A Nice Life

Another way to say the word Farewell. Used when you just might never see the same person ever again.
Boy: I'm moving to New York for my job. So we might never get to see each other anymore.

Boy #2: It's been fun knowing you bro. "Have A Nice Life."
by AMysteryA April 25, 2015
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Have a nice day

The phrase used by help desk, retail, and other customer service workers all across America when they'd like to tell the person they are speaking to to sit on a large object and spin, but enjoy maintaining an income.
Customer: I can't get onto the internet.
Help Desk: Okay, can you please check to make sure the cables are securely connected from the wall to the modem?
Customer: I can't see.
Help Desk: Why not.
Custoemr: The power is off.
Help Desk: Oh, unfortunately, you're not going to be able to connect while the power is out. Call back if you need anything. Have a nice day.
by Xodusprime March 18, 2008
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I Have It On Vinyl

A phrase famously used by hipsters to show their musical elitism, even though less than 5% of them actually have a record player.
Normal guy: Dude, Dark Side of the Moon is an AMAZING album.

Hipster: I have it on vinyl.

Normal guy: Do you even have a record player?

Hipster: ...No. But you know. It's got soul.

Normal guy: Whatever.
by AlexeiTheTroll January 21, 2011
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I have a girlfriend

What a guy says to let a girl know "your too ugly for me"
I wanted to ask him out but he hit me with a "I have a girlfriend"
by BasicAsian September 21, 2016
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I have to shit

What you say when you have to shit.
(Usually happens in a bathroom on a toilet)
Dude 1: I have to shit
Dude 2: Thats good to know..
by KalebRunnells January 16, 2009
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Have a nice day

In Florida, when someone tells you to have a nice day, especially in a sarcastic manner, it basically means "fuck you".
After rudely accepting the food at the counter, the employee tells the customer to "have a nice day."
by HarryStamper1324 May 14, 2018
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