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Griffin

In this I spit straight facts. literally. Griffin is straight. Of what we know. But he attracts a lot of girls. no doubt about it. For example me. I have liked him for a long long time. But little do I comprehend he doesnt fucking love me back. Griffin is a cute guy, he is funny, athletic, and even good in band. I mean fuck hes the whole package. Griffin in a good human being. And well I love him, and he cant know, this shit hurts man, really does.
Why wont you love me back griffin?
by im the real tea spiller November 27, 2019
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Peter Griffining

A person who is related to the griffin family or is a fatass, or is one with the griffin.
"I'm sorry sir, but it appears to seem like you are Peter Griffining."
"Have you been Peter Griffining recently?"
"petah."
by AL4137 February 11, 2022
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Griffins

Damn boy you touching griffins now!!!
by Babydoomm July 3, 2025
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Griffinism

He might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the ranger...
With a universal silencing tool on his hip

To commit Griffinism can only be accomplished by those who possess the power of Rinne. The ancient legends say that only one individual possesses this power. To commit to this action, one must simply _____ _ ____ ____ ___ ___.
"Bro! Bro! Wtf are you doing! Hey stop dude. Hey hey get back! You kidding me? Hey shut it I will commit griffinism! You f####ing kidding me dude wtf!
by McYum May 16, 2021
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Peter Griffin

One of Russia's most dangerous gang leaders. Peter griffin lead more than 15 terrorists and gang organizations from the 1970s to the 1990s. It was thought that Griffin funded and helped coordinate the World Trade Center attacks on September 11th.
Breaking news, tonight we have footage of Russian gangster Peter Griffin fleeing the country on his private jet after Mr Griffin's location was leaked
by DavidKrappenschitz3129 April 1, 2024
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Griffin

"Dont be a griffin"
by Konotsu August 7, 2020
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