Gorilla Muff

A variety of the Power Muff, the Gorilla muff is the fullest of all female bushes. Not only does it cover all aspects of a woman’s lower erogenous zones, it grows downwards to cover the upper thighs, upwards to cover the stomach, and loops around the bottom to cover a portion of the ass. It is extremely burdensome to maintain and often comes full of dingleberries, turds of varying size, dried discharge and stale urine. Unlike the Powder Room Muff, wet wipes are insufficient with regard to cleaning up the fallout of anything go in or out of it. Keeping it clean requires bathing (not showering) in two separately drawn baths following any toileting, menstrual or sexual activity. Its owners largely belong to fundamental religious sects who know little about the grooming requirements for sex play in the modern world. However, it is apparently quite repellant to male members of these groups, who often replace these hair bearers with younger wives with less cumbersome bushes (see Upper Puff, Powder Room Muff). On the contrary, some sexual deviants who are marginalized by mainstream society revere the Gorilla Muff as the Bush of all Bush. These pervs love to lose themselves in the fecal-infested, piss-stained, dinglenapped bush that is the Gorilla Muff.

Vanessa might put out. But that trick carries more turds in her Gorilla Muff than a dirty litter box.

by Bebebox January 1, 2012

Gorilla Jacked

To be extremely muscular to the point of resembling a hairless, large primate. Gorilla jacked specimens can expect to have bulging veins, shaved heads, and, in rare cases, muscles on top of other muscles. Incorrect form during exercise can lead to extreme cases of being gorilla jacked, in which one literally walks on their knuckles and feet.

Rick: "Dude, look at that guy benching over there!"
Jake: "Oh shit son, he's getting gorilla jacked for sure!"

Anne: "Ew, why is he walking like that?"
Jerry: "Oh, he must have gotten too gorilla jacked."

by AfroN December 27, 2012

Gorilla Sneeze

When a girl sneezes like a man and almost takes paint off the walls.

Man that chick Amber has a case of the Gorilla Sneeze. I think the earths rotation shifted a bit.

by Nasty CP July 24, 2011

vanilla gorilla

the white version of the derogatory nigger. Most of them proclaim and chant that they embrace 20 dicks in their asshole. It's not possible for them to take a normal shower without 20 apes with them. They eat a variety of foods such as eggplants, cucumbers, carrots, pickles, and men. They engage in active gay sex on a daily basis and can produce up to 45 gallons of sperm. People often label their skin as a very light shade of black and often always think that they are related to Great Britain when they are really just from an irrelevant country called Estonia.

not again, a vanilla gorilla.
that vanilla gorilla has slept with all your dads!

by Cookie453 November 5, 2021

gorilla face

People who look like gorillas when they eat, talk and sleep and have large ammounts of hair all over their bodies.

i couldnt stand to sit across the table from tat gorilla face any longer

everyone, look at that stupid gorilla face

by deanpisspants November 8, 2011

gorilla piss

Lean, an opiate/opioid in liquid form. Doesnt really matter.

Lester: want a sip of my sprite?
John Jackson: oh sure man!
*hands some off colored sprite in a bottle.*
*chugs down*
Lester: Wait.. don't chug it....
John Jackson: Gorilla piss! How am I gonna take this test!
Fast forward 30 minutes, John Jacksons head is on his desk; some slobber is leaking on his test paper and he is feeling nice and warm.

by Moirk November 7, 2007

gorilla masking

when a man and a woman are enjoying intercourse and he is about to cum so he takes it out, turns her over and cums in her face, then quickly trims his pubes and throws them at her face making them stick creating gorilla masking.

"i did some awesome gorilla masking to my piece last night! she looked terrible!!"

by Sara5 June 17, 2008