fuck me sideways to the left

a term used to describe a situation were a simple "fuck me" just wont cut it.
doctor: you have aids.

person with aids: FUCK ME SIDEWAYS TO THE LEFT!!
by Capital K ush September 30, 2009
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What my friend says instead of well call me surprised. And Joe-Joe exotic
Well Fuck me in the ass and call me Joe, she caught the squirrel!
by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020
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Fuck-with-me gun

The weapon a person, deity or the universe itself uses when they decide to jerk you around.

Originated on the TV series Dead Like Me.
"I have had the worst week. The universe has really fired the Fuck-With-Me Gun at me."

"Frank decided to give me the collating duties. He's really decided to whip out the Fuck-With-Me gun"
by Mason R. June 10, 2008
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fuck you, me

What I keep thinking over and overtill I’m out of my mind.
I repetitively think to myself,“fuck you, me.”

I hate myself and what I have become, so fuck you, myself!
by Bad C dev March 29, 2022
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fuck wit me

A synonym for get on my level or otherwise known as GOML(pronounced gom-elle). More hardcore way of saying GOML, both words mainly said while playing video games.

The one known as Neato is one of the main men saying this spectacular phrase.
Look at my k/d. fuck wit me bitch.

Fade fuck wit me.
by TheyCallMeNeato. February 05, 2011
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