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FreeBT

Description of the stuff you get, generally groceries, but do not have to pay for or earn, because you qualify for Government assistance. Usually acquired by using a Government-issued debit card.
"Hey Juanita, why don't you stop by the store and bring me some dinner."

"I don't get paid until Friday."

"Yeah, but you got your FreeBT, don't you?"
by Working Willy January 26, 2010
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Free Fondle Friday

Any Friday observed as a day in which guys and girls are voluntarily free to fondle each other. Hence the name. Typically exercised as shouting "Free Fondle Friday!" before groping your selected target.

-Girls' breasts and asses are free game
-Guys' junk and asses are free game
-Anyone is free to decline
Dude: "Man that chick has huge tits, I can't wait until Free Fondle Friday!"

Chick 1: "I hear that guy is seriously packing!"
Chick 2: "I bet we'll find out this Friday!"
by Jergin von HYD July 7, 2012
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Free Boob Friday

The best day of the week, during which ladies (and gentlemen, if they prefer) go bra-less to celebrate the upcoming weekend and their own general awesomeness.
Gotta find a good shirt for Free Boob Friday tomorrow!
by Caro91 February 13, 2014
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Free pussin' it

Loose women that do not wear underwear.
They're not free ballin' it, they're free pussin' it.
Yo, that ratchet ass bitch Tiffany, I heard she Free Pussin' It right now.
by Clamsout22 July 26, 2017
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free blowjob

"Can I get Friday off"? Can i get a free blowjob"?
by F0ckRite May 31, 2018
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free shitting

Free shitting is the art of litterally taking a shit wherever one damn well pleases. for example, you walk outside see a place you feel like taking a shit, so you remove your pants and force the shit out wherever you fucking want and walk on like a badass.
Expert or competetive free shitters can drop rather than remove their pants and forcefully even explosively free shit in a methodlogy that doesnt require any wiping of shit from anal areas.

Usually expert or competitive free shitters can cause a fecal explosion within seconds and walk on without as little as a batted eyelid. If one was to closely examine the Anus whilst undertaking free shitting, it would look more like a mouth, projectile vomiting fecal matter out in a powerful fountain.

But an amateur must not force free shitting too quickly or risk a prolapse or terrifying mess, covering themselves and or loved ones in shit.
The Free Shitting man walked past our house, stopped on the footpath and within a matter of seconds there was a giant turd on the ground.

Upon looking up he was already walking away. That man was a free shit expert.
by esssssjaaayy March 9, 2018
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Freebason

A member of a secretive fraternal order whose primary activity centers around the recreational self administration of cocaine hydrocloride via the smoking route.
Guy 1: "I just got stabbed and mugged by a couple of crackheads down the street."
Guy 2: "Calling someone a crackhead is offensive. They're called Freebasons now."
by Lil Pooty October 19, 2018
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