Binge envy

When you find someone who is just statrinf to watch a series you love and you know how much they have to look forward to.

You are just starting GoT?... I have binge envy!

by MistyMt July 24, 2017

bonfire envy

When your neighbour gets jealous because your bonfire is massive so they try to make one too but it fails

Neighbour: oh wow look at their bonfire it's huge! I need to make one now!
Me: lol too bad your bonfire is gonna be shit!
Neighbour: damn it now I have bonfire envy

by leshlesh June 23, 2017

envy the realest

hes real ngl tbh ong gave me 100 robux one time kinda comp twin honestly i hate that guy

wow envy the realest is really acting like a jew today

by fairn October 8, 2025

Facebook envy

A feeling of intense jealousy that sweeps over you once you find your friends’ lives are way more fun than yours.

"Those who feel Facebook envy dress up their timelines to make others envious."
"How do you know that?"
"Research shows Facebook envy leads to 'envy spirals'."

by sandyzombie April 28, 2021

Penis Envy

The root cause of angry feminists

Veronica acts like a total SJW because she's got hella Penis Envy

by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025

Freeness Envy

Free·ness en·vy (frēnis envē)

1. Psychoanalytic concept that a terrorist envies democratic characteristics or capabilities, especially the possession of freedom.
2. Envy of power, status, or privilege, as symbolized by the freeness of the American citizen.

Americans are asking, "Why do they hate us?'' They hate what they see right here in this chamber: a democratically elected government. Their leaders are self-appointed. They hate our freedoms: our freedom of religion, our freedom of speech, our freedom to vote and assemble and disagree with each other. They have Freeness Envy.

by Freudian Clit April 28, 2013

whip envy

When you wish you owned an expensive or modified car or suv you see on the street. whip, car, pimp my ride, suv, tricked out, modified, modified ride, DUB, Mercedes, BMW, Lexus, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Bentley, Rolls Royce, envy, crave, love, passion, customize, customized ride, West Coast Customs

I saw a blacked out Mercedes S Class with chrome wheels at the store. I had a major case of whip envy.

by joecoolthefool July 17, 2017