An idiot who thinks Metallica is the best metal band ever, who's politics change like a babies underwear and purchases metal paraphernalia to justify his existence.
What a douche metal dork, everything is metal or nothing. Secretly rubs his Hulk Hogan WWF action figure inappropriately on very appropriate areas.
by Powdered Douche Nut July 9, 2025
Get the Douche Metal Dorkmug. by weeniehutjuniors July 22, 2018
Get the Dorkmug. by YaMutha667 April 23, 2022
Get the Dorkmug. Someone who looks up the definition of the word dork and keeps reading out the definitions after their girlfriend continually calls them a dork.
by Kris-13 May 13, 2023
Get the Dorkmug. by GAYHOMOGAYSEGGSUALGAY April 29, 2022
Get the Dorkmug. Derriona is such a dork, she is apart of every after school group and says such dorkish things you can’t do anything but call her what she is. A DORK!!!
by -Gunna March 28, 2025
Get the Dorkmug. by Thewhaleman78 April 5, 2021
Get the Dorkmug.