donkey balls

1. nickname for the guy that has ginormous testicles- and everybody knows it. Some will even claim them to be the size of grapefruits.

Damn Donkey Balls your nuts look like a acouple of tennis balls hanging in a pair of panty-hose, them shits is swoll!

by Jacob Wallace September 13, 2005

Donkey Boarding

A variation on water-boarding in which you replace water with urine...from a live donkey.

Achmed was terrified when he heard the clap of the hooves on the cold concrete floor. He had heard the stories about Donkey Boarding but thought they were not true. It was in that moment that he realized he was about to be donkey boarded.

by JamMasterJay June 20, 2010

donkey punch

Man of chivalry and honor, immediately precedent to Don Quixote in the fonetic fon book.

Don Quipunch (pron. don' kee punch, donkey punch) was shocked to learn from urbandictionary.com what his name was a homonym for.

by I. Wagner November 28, 2006

donkey milkshake

After a successful donkey punch, the mixture of fecal matter, semen and occasionally blood that oozes from the unconscious (fe)male's anus.

After a night of wild sex, the sheets were drenched in Gladys' donkey milkshake.

by Duncan Smith July 14, 2006

Donkey Punch

The melee attack with the plasma pistol in Halo 2.

I just donked that mother fuckin covenant with a donkey punch.

by Donker July 8, 2007

donkey show

an obscene performance in which a woman copulates with a literal jackass

by Silky Smooth October 30, 2003

donkey shlong

A dick the size of a donkey's dick

Damn look at that dude's donkey shlong!

by The Guru Turtle April 13, 2006