Carson

The sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet. Be careful though, Carson's are usually gay (zesty).

Girl 1: I met a guy named Carson in class today, he's so hot and nice.

Girl 2: That's nice!! Be careful though, he's definitely into dudes.

by iAmCarsonAndImGay January 25, 2023

carson

he is supa cool and loves dogos, dogs will jump @ first site and

will blow little puppy minds

carson is so cool boi!!!!!!!!!!!

by bnefvejvabakcdcvevh May 15, 2019

carson

a stupid short, ginger that loves to be a rude little bitch

i fucking hate carson

by carsonhater March 11, 2025

carson penis

A niggas penis that is so damn fine

Carson penis is so fine

by Harambedanig June 7, 2020

Carson Weed

Carson Weed is a middle school student with blonde hair. He is a mega duchebag who gets no action. Carson Weed is also secretly gay and has dreams of becoming a pornstar with lots of hairy men.

"You're a total Carson Weed"

by MisterFister69420 May 14, 2021

Carsonned

When someone gets their career put in jeopardy by the group chat

"he just got carsonned by the group chat"

by Hurricanesfan123 February 24, 2023

Carsonism

Carsonism is the religion that revolves around worshiping Carson aka God himself. Carson holds a very strong power that no other regular mortal could ever posses. He is God and is the one to follow in life. He does as he pleases so you better make sure to please him.

"Hey have you heard about Carsonism?" "Yeah i have actually, im joining their ceremony tomorrow." "Great, cant wait to see you there."

by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 30, 2021