Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics

The unofficial economic system of Malaysia that punishes all companies, foreign or home grown that operate in the country for activities or incidents that offend the delicate sensibilities of Malaysians in areas such as religion that are wholly unrelated to the quality of goods and services provided by these businesses.

A: I would like to introduce my home-made family owned coffee business, here is our logo, it depicts Zeus and his lightning bolt, because we deliver our coffee to your doorstep as fast as lightning--
B: OMG, how dare you do this...
A: What? Is it something I said--
B: How dare you depict a false pagan god on your logo? Don't you know there is ONLY ONE TRUE GOD???
C: Yeah, are trying to convert us Malaysians into your pagan cult??
A: Guys, its literally just a logo, i'm not trying to--
B: Please lah, just remove boleh? If not we will use our Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics System to make sure you and your family starve for spreading your cult.
A: Okay, i will change, please, leave my family alone...

by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 27, 2023

capitalism

i dont fucking know wjat a capitalist is

capitalism is soming russia is or wanted to be ig i donk know

by what ten hell March 7, 2022

BEJrovBooTy 👙 GanBJraStass capital

Originally from Arkansas bend over bootys Banging ASS'S. Bejroogurs DOUBJraGs relbjaloods relbjaluds capital of the state of Arkansas Banging backwards Bending over bootys Banging ASS'S. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created bejrovbooty 👙 ganbjrastass capital Banging backwards board game 🎲 bejroogurs in black DOUBJRAgs in green relbjaloods in red relbjaluds in blue by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq February 16, 2023

capitalism vs communism

The great debate between the people who think communism is when the government does stuff and who think capitalism is when oversimplified logo and people who think that communism is when poor and capitalism is when rich.
Overall, the capitalists tend to win because the communists genuinely think that capitalism somehow directly made logos oversimplified, but none of them deserve to win and they both should block every social media except YouTube and say "do not recommend channel" whenever they see a political video to the YouTube algorithmic method of determining if you wish to watch a video or would instead prefer to watch the funny rat video.

guy 1: HEEEYEY capitalism vs communism debate mayt be>? guunism bettuer i thaunk
guy 2: jark beisdunked all yur voints in hisn djuustitic assaay but debunk
guy 1: guy 3 deabbaanunked thsis!
guy 2: RENJWENWJECY KSDB AKNDBADBKAD IF AIKASLDDKWDWODOKDWOKDWKWDKDKKDOWKDOWLLSLLSLLSXL,,SKLSAD,SA././././...,. RHEN FALSDE
guy 1: DSKAMKDMAMSDMAKMD;ASMDL;ASMD;ASLMD;ASLMDAS;LMD;ALSMD;AD;LADMA;LMSDL;AMD;ASLMDLAS;DM I TREIGHT YUR WRONG
guy 2 magically does not see the rest of this argument, he took the L1?!//1/!??!!??!?!!?1/1?1/!?1/!?1/

by unfunny man July 13, 2022

any people who capitalizes letters every word beginning

grammatical errors
-doesn’t put apostrophes, if they do, they will use ‘’
-does not censor profane words
-an every consonant, the same thing goes to a and vowels
-uses “a” when that word is a plural noun

any people who capitalizes letters every word beginning

by RandomGuy_5543 February 16, 2024

Downreaching Capital Asset

Dick; or penis.

Richard Johnson has a substantial downreaching capital asset which he intends to extend to emerging cock markets.

by RichardPoenisWeiner September 22, 2022

Capitalism

An Oppressive system used by the rich to steal from the poor.

"Haha I'm a farm animal who supports tyranny and Capitalism"

by Zabloing1 December 11, 2022