Sex Camel

A mythical being that can go extended periods without sexual activity. The legend states this being is the offspring of a virgin human and a camel giving it its sexless superpowers. There have been several documented sightings of the mythical creature. Most of them originating out of Welland, Ontario.

"I wonder if that guy Isaac will ever get laied? man hes such a sex camel"

"Isaac will never get laied!, hey you guys don't think he is the mythical sex camel"

by MC lo standadz March 4, 2009

camel hump

the male version of a camel toe. its when a guys pants are just WAY too tight.. and u can see a clear outline of his dick n balls

Dude, his pants are so tight... I could see his camel hump a desert away.

by Leah Hite n Britt Hoffmaster May 12, 2004

Dirty Camel

Sexual position done when the female is on her hands and knees with the male behind her, like doggy-style, yet on his feet crouching down. This position really hits the G-spot.

Lets do that sexual position, the dirty camel.

by dirty camel lover March 25, 2009

sabretooth Camel Toe

so we all know what a camel toe is... (some ones pants are too tight and the genital region is see through the clothing and resemble the hoof of a camel)
well a sabertooth camel toe is the worst kind of camel toe.. its when you see the toe but its packed in there soo tight that it becomes hard and can cut bread ... very useful if you dont have a knife.

Jessica had a mega Sabretooth Camel Toe that when she got of of the couch there were cuts in the leather.

by Whitey McWhite-White May 11, 2006

Camel-Jockey

Arabic-Islamic nationality usually violent in nature.

The guys throwing rocks at the M1 Abrams Tanks on CNN.

by Preston in Mephis August 6, 2003

Camel Balls

When a males pants are too tight and up their crotch area, causing their balls to visibly split or to bulge to the side of the seam.
Usually visible when they are sitting down.

You're sitting on the train when the man sittin across from you is sitting with his legs open and as you glance up at his crotch area and notice a bulge on both sides of the middle seam. You have just witnessed Camel Balls!

by andthennothing February 19, 2009

Camel Nose

The male version of 'Camel toes'.

'Camel nose' refers to the outline of a human male's penis and scrotum, as seen through tightly fitting clothes. Camel nose commonly occurs as a result of wearing tight fitting clothes, such as jeans, shorts, sweat pants etc...Due to a combination of anatomical factors and the snugness of the fabric, the crotch bulge may take on a resemblance to the nose of a camel.

If I pull my pants up any higher everyone is going to see my camel nose!

by Chez Moi November 25, 2010