Put the lime in the coconut

Black male overtly hitting on Latin females

“Damn brah put the lime in the coconut”

by DarthStellar September 3, 2022

coconutter

a crazy and really annoying person

Person 1: "Ugh, the bus driver just yelled at me for no reason!"
Person 2: "Oh, what a coconutter!"

by Sassy Sasha May 2, 2018

Breaking coconuts

Vigorous masturbation while standing hunched over - to the point of looking like a primate angrily trying to break open some coconuts.

I walked in on my roommate watching porn and he was just breaking coconuts!

by funk579 May 28, 2009

Cocknut

A gentleman of small stature who acts like a dick. Typically has a napoleon complex, which may be remedied by driving a large vehicle or owning a horse.

I know this little cocknut is seeing my texts and not responding!

by Vactory August 8, 2020

coconutb

Coconutb means someone with a very small penis but a large brain

" Look at that guy hes totally a Coconutb"

by smellyfartcan123 March 8, 2019

No cuts, No buts, No coconuts

One of those bullshit rhymes you said back in elementary school when some cock-juggling thundercunt decided to cut in line at the drinking fountain, lunch, etc.

Hearing this after nearly two decades can cause a nostalgia breakdown.

Hey, Jimmy! No cuts, No buts, No coconuts!

by blanket456 December 18, 2012

Spelling Coconuts

While a man is laying naked, flat on his back, a woman sits upon his erect erection and imagines her pussy is a beautiful bushy paint brush spelling out the letters 'C O C O N U T S' in a rhythmic sexual flow of motion.

Chad: "Nancy was totally spelling coconuts last night and now I think she's pregnant"
Brad: "oh fuck.....
Chad:.....
Brad:....
Chad and Brad: "I fucking love COCONUTS"

by Kamalani1122 July 17, 2019