Bumping Depends

1. Retirement home romance, whether or not sex is involved

2. Two or more elderly people having sex

Note: the term may be used within the gay community to refer to people above the age of 35

Ethel just moved to the third floor of Shady Acres last week, but she's already bumping depends with Giuseppe in 304. I know because he offered her his tapioca today.

OR

I spent the weekend at the lake house with my family. I was having a blast until I walked in on my grandparents bumping depends.

OR

Andrew just turned 35 yesterday. I guess that means that he and Bradley are officially bumping depends now.

by Alecsandyr September 2, 2013

bumping buddy

Good friend you are having sex with.

I'd like you to meet K. She's my bumping buddy.

by Davidornado December 7, 2014

Bumping fronts

Having sexual intercourse, regularly.

Yeah they were acting weird, maybe they're bumping fronts?

by DerekHunt March 19, 2022

Blood Bumping

When two menstruating females scissor in a semi-rough bumping fashion to combine their blood together to become "moon sisters". The sexual woman form of becoming blood brothers. Receiving pleasure from a close friend by swapping and conjoining nectars. Constant same-cycling moon sisters become perma mooners when two women believe their spiritual closeness is derived from their blood bumping.

"Yo, my girlfriend been out all night with her friend prob blood bumping or some shit because they think they bff's. Lesbians.... its wack."

"Me and Susie are so synched we might as well be blood bumping."

"I've been blood bumping for so long we're perma mooners; Susie and I can tell each other anything."

"Can I get HIV from blood bumping?"
"Yes."

by Pooma Moomas January 11, 2014

Fag bumps

When a gay man gets an uncontrollable boner for another man

Look at jerry, he just can’t stop getting those fag bumps

by WhiteRetardedMorganFreeman May 12, 2018

chicken bump

A tradition in rural America, and the unisex term for a fish bump. (which refers specifically to vagina-equipped humans)

It's like a chest bump but at crotch level. It is not typically a sexually charged or intimate event.
Its romantic counterpart is referred to as a chicken kiss.

After throwing down a baller alley-oop, I chicken bumped my youth pastor. He almost got arrested but I told the cops that it wasn't a weird sex thing.

by FreddyFwaygaux August 2, 2018

Bump the bean

Insufflating blow off of a clitoris.

Yo, did Cindy let you bump the bean last night at the bachelor party?

by JLeno December 2, 2016