Bottom Syndrome

When bottoms think that a bottom is a top, simply because they want to be railed by them.

See, the reason you think this is because you have what's called, "bottom syndrome," which is a condition in which bottoms see someone they *want* to get railed by, but is actually a bottom, and claim they are a top, because the horny sensors in their brain blind them from seeing what's true. It's a common phenomenon amongst your people.

by Yeetthismeat October 20, 2021

Bottom Threeder

A person on the TV show American Idol who is frequently in the bottom three, but somehow stays on the show.

Jacob Lusk is the biggest bottom threeder and i don't know who keeps voting for him.

by idolhater June 14, 2011

bottom straddle

to sit on a seat backwards with the rail in front of you

also it can mean, while in the nude, sitting on top of a person's naked bum who is lying face down , as if youre sitting on a seat, bum to bum - you will be facing down their legs - its actually quite comfortable!

he was bottom straddled on the chair when someone pushed him on the back making him hit the floor.

by tartan whisky December 15, 2019

matt bottom

A matt bottom is a curious teenage boy who only wants to know what length pyjamas girls wear to bed, he is most definately NOT into a cheeky nandos and if he was he would be a mango and lime and 1 fino side (creamy mash) kind of lad. You know you're dealing with a matt bottom when he's constantly active on Facebook and popping up to absolutely fucking everyone. He is an absolute ledge and you would be very fortunate to be graced by him. Easily identifiable this full kit wanker will have spiky hair and be wearing his best shoes to please the girls (umbro). His dirty talk will sound of similar structure "what do you think of me", "how soft are your lips" and "video call me"

Luke: "Jenny keep clear of Him, he's a matt bottom"

Jenny: "put your football away, it takes a matt bottom to know a matt bottom"

by Wittyenglishstudent_ May 14, 2015

bottom busty

A women with a big potruding buttoks. Usually round pronounced cheeks, you could put a plate of food on top like a table.

related to the word: steatopygia

"DAMNNNN! Yo look at dat bottom busty gurl!"

by atm TJ July 30, 2019

Fast bottom

When a person has an unfortunate problem with regulating their own bowels.

Can be associated with ‘upset stomach’ ‘sloppy poo”

That burger has given me a fast bottom.

Mummy i think i’ve got a fast bottom

by djsjakakakefjdjs June 26, 2023

brownie bottom

A black gay man that takes it in the ass

Jack is such a brownie bottom

by Birchbitch March 4, 2018