Butter my blanket

Jesse~ Hey guys I'm getting ofline, I'm going to go butter my blanket!

Derek~ eugh tmi!

Dru~ there's a snake in my boot!!
by twPH4NT0M November 06, 2017
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warm lap blanket

1. The mucilaginous issue of reverse peristalsis, in cases where said vermiculation is the denouement of overly ambitious fellatio.

2. The sudden, steaming end of a throat-fuck.

3. When you get a blowjob from a drunk girl and she throws up in the middle of it.
"I kept a firm grip on his ears and pulled until I felt the warm lap blanket flowing over my legs."
by Anjelikat & Dr. Hemp November 30, 2004
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Beach Blanket Bongout

When you and your friends sit on the sand at the beach with a blanket over your head smoking weed...

Also its a really great song by the best band in the whole world JFA! Its probably their "hit"
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Salty Blanket

When you have sex with a girl outside in the snow and she climaxes at the exact same time as you ejaculate and it freezes into a salty white mess that gets onto your clothes. The only way to get the stain out? You don't.
Person 1: What's that white shit on you?
I pulled a Salty Blanket on my girlfriend
by sonic12576 August 03, 2016
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Wet Blanket

When the pass is a three. Straight to the setter's hands.
skraaaa skra pap pap that pass was a wet blanket bois.
by angrysharky November 02, 2017
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THE LION OR TIGER BLANKET

FOUND IN EVERY MEXICAN HOUSEHOLD, THE LION/TIGER BLANKET IS USED WHEN FAMILY MEMBERS COME TO VISIT FROM MEXICO OR WHEN WINTER IS HERE. MOST LATINO FAMILIES OWN MORE THAN ONE AND TEND TO STOCK UP ON THESE BULKY COVERS REGARDLESS OF NECESSITY.
YOUR TIA'S ARE ON THERE WAY, PONTE A LIMPIAR SO WE CAN SET UP THE LION OR TIGER BLANKETS.
by MEXICANGAL19 December 07, 2019
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Two Pigs in a Blanket

When two homosexual men engage in the act of docking while simultaneously wrapping the saggy scrotum of a third homosexual man around the two docked and throbbing penises creating a biscuit shape representing two pigs in a blanket.
“Hey, did you hear Brad and Chad were engaged in their weekly docking when brad’s creepy uncle walked in and wrapped his saggy ball sack around their fully docked penises. He called it two pigs in a blanket.”
by Trpldckng October 27, 2018
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