Beaver Mattress

A feminine napkin, specifically a Maxi-pad

I got's to go to da store & buy me some beaver mattresses - gettin' kinda runny down dere!

by Blorb2! April 14, 2012

beaver belly

The long hanging belly fat on a woman, having the appearance of a vagina.

She should not be wearing a bikini, she has a beaver belly!

by sassy1o1 September 07, 2014

beaver dammin

The lesbian version of a cock block

I saw this hot chick at the bar but the bull dikes kept beaver dammin me!!

by Icountsheep March 19, 2014

Beaver Spotting

The act of making an excuse to leave company to go throw up, usually after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

This can also be used as a code as to what colour the vomit produced was.

“Where did Maik go?” “He went Beaver Spotting about 10 minutes ago, I think he found a green one”

by Little_Digital September 19, 2021

butt beaver

A buttcrack that is too hairy.

She has so much hair on her butt that it looks like her beaver. She has a butt beaver!

by BeaverBuzzer July 22, 2014

Beaver Money

An amount of money that is saved up over a period of time that can only be used at the next visit to a strip club

Marty - Hey, you wanna go the strip tonight? Bill - Yeah definitely. Haven't been for ages and got $60's of beaver money saved up.

by Braddo February 04, 2014

Beaver wiener

A hermaphrodite's sexual organ, combining the appearance of a vagina with the presence of a rudimentary penis.

The purported evidence of Lady Gaga's "beaver wiener" shocked the audience at one of her live concerts.

by Orbweaver July 07, 2011