stoner moment

The times when smoking weed your brain seems to freeze, for an undefined amount of time.

It all goes quiet in the room, blank faces every where, yup its a stoner moment.

by Holisticstoner January 30, 2004

Tumbleweed moment

The awkward silence that follows a remarkably dumb, over-the-top comment that nobody else in the room seems to understand, find funny or agree with. (Alluding to the "cartoon moments" in which a tumbleweed passes by in the dessert and all you can hear is the wind`s sound)

Person 1: Did you see that news about the floods in South America?
Person 2: Yeah, that was really funny. Anyway I think they totally had it coming.

Everybody else: .......................... (Tumbleweed moment)

by Mariotol December 9, 2010

kodak moment

An moment that is so beautiful, incredible or downright hilarious that it deserves to be preserved with a picture, and yet no one present has a camera with them.

Now that's a kodak moment

by TilltheEnd August 8, 2010

snailboles moment

when you do something so epic it cannot be put into words

That was a snailboles moment.

by gamer42000000000000000 April 23, 2020

Poodak Moment

The moment when you get done pooping and you look at it and say, wow, that's a total Kodak moment, you then take a picture of it on your phone and send it to all your friends. (best to do it before u wipe so there is no toilet paper in the picture)

Person: WOW! That's a poodak moment, my friends have got to see this. (proceeds to send pictures to friends)
Friend 1: eww!
Friend 2: GROSS
Friend 3: your fucked up

Friend 4: check out this monster crap (sends picture of a monster turd)

by jimmyswanboi October 25, 2012

Dale moment

Performing an extreme fuck up even though you do most things right.

Friend 1: "9+2 is 10 right?"
Friend 2: "Bro are you serious?"
Friend 1: "Oh shit did I just have a fucking massive dale moment?"

by Jot44 February 9, 2022

Jess Moment

1. When you are disappointed that your swimmers can’t go under 4:40 in the 500 free.

2. When you feel highly disrespected because someone winked at you.

3. When you feel immense hatred for famous youtuber “Joeshark”

4. When you have no care for the mental health of your athletes

Hey Matt you’re giving me a Jess moment. We wanted you under 4:40.

by NineK March 18, 2021