John tower

A tower in TDS which got replaced by garbage.

-I miss john tower
-Who doesn't?!?! Militant sucks!!!

by A fuckin tds player November 9, 2021

John-Ellis

A male sucking the ducks of multiple men at once. Whilst singing. Enough said.

“Did you see Toby leave with those Mexicans?“
“Yeah, I think he’s going to do a John-Ellis.”

by JimmyBobbySmurfius June 1, 2020

john roderick

The act of depriving your child of food for 6 hours, tweeting about it like you taught them a valuable lesson, doubling down on your racist tweets, then deleting your Twitter.

Dude, my kid didn’t know how to use a can opener so I totally pulled a John Roderick yesterday!

by Stuntotheclown January 4, 2021

John Henry

John Henry is a amara lover Fr

John Henry just loves amara fr

by Thegirljohnhenryloves May 9, 2023

John

Coolest Name Ever
John never Cena better name

John is so gorgous

by Plundered May 12, 2022

John

John Is BLACK….

OMG IT’S A JOHN, WE GOTTA CATCH HIM

by SEXY_BOI November 25, 2021

John Smithing

John Smithing is a mix between Gaslighting and Ghosting, similar to Ghostlighting
To John Smith someone means to lie about an event and not show up.

Hey are you hopping on tonight?
Nah, someone else is John Smithing us

by urnotmax December 6, 2025