pooh dick

The result of penetrating a dirty butthole. It is always good ettiquite to enema yourself before engaging in anal sex.

I was plugging Roger up the ass, and caught a wiff of crap. I looked down and to my dismay, a nasty case of pooh dick.

by Topher30 December 7, 2006

dog's dick

1. A poor example of its type.
2. Something that is broken or failing, often mechanical.

The opposite of dogs bollocks. Mainly British use.

'That was a dog's dick of a chat up, mate.'
'That CG125 of yours is a dog's dick.'

by black_dog March 27, 2007

dick Monster

A small man getting attacked-physically and or emotionally by a rather large woman.

1.) Dang T, Big Mama Rashon is such a dick monster. She's always buyin' you flowers and cards.

2.) Woah, that dick monster blackened both of my eyes and smoked all my stash while I was fagged.

3.) Damn, did that dick monster do that to your face or did you get hit by a dump truck?

by J and Bill April 22, 2007

dick oven

Of or relating to a vagina

That girls dick oven was so warm, i took mine out when it was done.

I sure wouldn't mine cooking in her dick oven.

by chickenkiller26 March 24, 2010

Dick Nazi

a very sexist and lesbian figure that has a strict belief in the vagina and hates the dick so much they are willing to genocide all dicks and express enormous hate towards the male genitalia.

guy1: man that chick is such a dick nazi

guy2: yeah i know, i drew a dick on the chalkboard and she started yelling about how all dicks should burn in hell.

guy1: what a dick nazi

by bone me gently April 5, 2009

Elbow Dick

The condition in which a penis is bent so terribly bad that it resembles the shape of an elbow. At which point it is conveniently used to fuck objects around corners, at random angles and frequently to tap people on the opposite shoulder so they look the other way and no one is really there.

Example 1: "I nailed that bitch from under the bed with my elbow dick son."

Example 2: "I fuck a bitch sideways with my elbow diiiick."

by Gogsyn December 8, 2009

Your dick

A mythological being (few sightings) known for being small, soft, and is never hard, always gentle.

Your dick is so small, it is barely visible.
People with bad sight have a hard time finding your dick.

by JepeMarino May 30, 2021