isn’t allowed to date until he’s 18, but considers you his girlfriend anyways. he makes you feel like the best girl in the world, then breaks your heart bc he cares more about his sport than he does about you. who knows, things may work out in the future though.
by ajtheblondie March 30, 2021
Get the johnmug. by dgffgdfgdfgdfgfd June 15, 2022
Get the Johnmug. John is a pear which makes him very fruity, make sure to play CPR around him to make him put his hand over his mouth and maybe he would sing CPR with you ( the song by CUPCAKKE )
by JOHNPHOBIC November 20, 2021
Get the Johnmug. The finest man on the planet. Sweet. Marvelous. And simple all at once. If you meet someone named John Jerome they probably have a blue berry in their pocket, and even better yet, are probably willing to share. If you meet someone named John Jerome you are a lucky ducky.
by Melkywey November 22, 2021
Get the john jeromemug. “You know when I first watched the polar express as a kid, I had a crush on John Cornelius”
“What is wrong with you”
“What is wrong with you”
by FanOfPolarExpress31 October 9, 2023
Get the John Corneliusmug. 
Wow Nathan john you so much better building motorbike ramps in building things then any of his brothers.
by Dr knowsmorethanyou September 16, 2020
Get the Nathan Johnmug.