John

John Is BLACK….

OMG IT’S A JOHN, WE GOTTA CATCH HIM

by SEXY_BOI November 25, 2021

what does little john john mean?

little john john is a word describing a man’s dicc, or saying a man’s dicc is small.

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by leslie2shiestyy October 12, 2022

john doe ho

any corpse turned trick, by jeffrey dahmer, before the authorities can match dental records.

mr. dahmer licked his fingers and belched as he finished turning out, another john doe ho. the best part was he got his money back and a full belly everytime!

by big bb gib February 19, 2009

John Smithing

John Smithing is a mix between Gaslighting and Ghosting, similar to Ghostlighting
To John Smith someone means to lie about an event and not show up.

Hey are you hopping on tonight?
Nah, someone else is John Smithing us

by urnotmax December 6, 2025

John-Ellis

A male sucking the ducks of multiple men at once. Whilst singing. Enough said.

“Did you see Toby leave with those Mexicans?“
“Yeah, I think he’s going to do a John-Ellis.”

by JimmyBobbySmurfius June 1, 2020

John

takes veiny ah dih to his ahh. scores lower on multiple choice exams than everybody else too.

That guy is def a John.

by PxssyDestroyerX March 28, 2025

John 1:14

A cool Bible verse that says: And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth.

Person 1: Yo bro have you heard of John 1:14
Person 2: No, what is that?
Person 1: Its a cool Bible verse it says: And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth.

by IFuckingHateEve November 24, 2023