John Matthew M. Reyes

Very Handsome and Very great at playing games especially genshin impact

John Matthew M. Reyes is very pogi

by MatthewReyes04 June 8, 2021

John

It is a Smash Bros slang meaning an excuse.

Guy 1: I win!!
Guy 2: I lost because I lagged!
That is a John.

by RatMan 69420 May 31, 2021

John Emery

At totally epic gamer! This is the man you would want on your team. An insane apex legend and a totally rad siege player 😩! This guy will kick names and take ass! Never 1v1 him cuz he’ll destroy you!

Person1: “did you see that guy who killed me!?”

Person2: “bruh that guy was such a John Emery!”

by KidKryptic October 17, 2021

John cena

A invisible man willing to hurt you at any cost

Look it's famous wrestler john cena

by Bob the build 1768 September 26, 2022

John Cocking Farm

when a farmer has a farm mostly full of chickens instead of other farm animals

1: "I visited a farm, I would define it as a 'John Cocking Farm' and it was massive. Very crazy."
2: "Why are you like this, I regret giving birth to you with my sister in law."

by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023

Curse of John the Dog

The very definition of a curse. It will begin by looking into the accursed John the Dog's eyes. This curse will affect your whole bloodline by causing traumatic dreams and event throughout their entire life. John the Dog was created in a freak accident after an artist accidentally brought his creation to life, and John began to spread his
curse.

I have succumb to the Curse of John the Dog. John the Dog has curse my whole bloodline!

by Gary Peacock February 5, 2025

Johne dape

A johne dape is when your friend johne hits the dab so hard it becomes a dape

Man yesterday Johne hit the Johne dape so hard Maren fell in love with him

by YEET mrfootfetish September 10, 2019