Cats

Arrogant little motherfuckers with ninja spikes in between their paws. slang for them

are pussy.

A fluffy animal which is good for being a house hold pet also known as a cats.

by uwuwuuwuwuwuw December 12, 2022

Cat-Person Syndrome

Also known as autism.

"You have Cat-Person Syndrome."
"Where did my family go. what is going on."

by AlephSue December 13, 2022

cats play when the dogs away

Phrase used mostly describing female behavior while her spouse is not around.

Cats play when the dogs away

by Bigbanklachezz December 15, 2022

Cat

A large, feathered beast sporting 12 appendages from its forehead with a large leg splitting infinitely out for it to grip and climb. It has the ability to infest your dreams and thoughts with its spawn and can slowly degrade your sanity until it deems you weak enough to kill.

I petted a cat.

by Swiftlemur December 19, 2022

Fart Cat

Skunk

Watch out, that's a fart cat.

by BSOD1969 December 20, 2022

cat

most commonly found as a small animal that lives in houses or the streets if its your pet and its hairless its the worst little ducker ever. one moment it'll be cuddly and happy and then THE NEXT ITLL TRU TO DUCKING RIP YOUR EYES TO SHREDDS!1!!!!1!11!1!1!1!1111111!1!1!1!1 then it'll force you to get up and open the door for it because it wants to go eat some more of that tuna it didn't finish last night by meowing with their annoying little voice until you do it because your bouta cry of frustration from its annoying ass voice and sometimes they can be the cutest thing ever.

person a- 'aww my cat is cuddling me. oops I started head banging me and now I'm bleeding on my stomach. AHH SHE WANTS OUTA THE ROOM NOW."
person b-'you good?'
person a-'yeah yeah its just a normal day of being a cat owner.'

by the duck thing December 20, 2022

Black Cat

A cat with shiny black fur and piercing eyes. In many Western cultures, they are considered to be bad luck. However, in places like Japan or Scotland, they are symbols of good luck.

Did you know that black cats are actually considered good luck in Japan?

by EmberTheCat December 23, 2022