dried cum 

Your semen when it dries.

I jizzed on her hair yesterday and she says she still cannot clean off the dried cum.

dried cum by bitcoinetc September 2, 2018

crab cum 

when a crab jurks off

my pet crab is crab cum

crab cum by Crab cum person May 25, 2019

Pickled cum 

Pickled cum : valuable cum from da pickle sealed in piss jar a very sought after item with a msrp of 1738$ a atom. Made in a process of putting pickles in a jar of piss for 24hr then busting a fat slugger in dat hoe nigga tf you thought this shit was hard nah you dumb penis jeans bitch dumb stupid retarded nomadic nimrod

BITCH NIGGA 1: yo dog I can get some pickled cum?

BITCH ASS NIGGA 2: only a spoon full

HOE ASS BITCH NIGGA 1: fuck you piss magnet fucking pussy nigga I should kill yo dumb ass I payed for your nuts nigga smoke head

Pickled cum by Cock k May 7, 2020

sex cum 

when someone cums during sex

Jojo : Ohhhh yes im sex cumming

sex cum by EpicGamerCum4D February 18, 2021

shitting cum 

It's when you shit out cum after taking it up the ass

man i've been shitting cum all night

shitting cum by Poop cum fart April 6, 2021

national cum on girlfriend day 

on the 11th of any month it is national cum on your girlfriend day where you can cum on her face or any part of her body

“ayo bro did you know that it’s the 11th of april?”
“no what do special about it”

“it’s national cum on girlfriend day”
“oh sick i’ll do it later”

national cum on girlfriend day by anonymous lmaoaoa May 1, 2021

Ketchup Pre-Cum 

The weird, liquid-y stuff that comes out of a ketchup bottle if you don't shake it.

"You gotta shake dat ketchup bottle, or else ketchup pre-cum will be all over your hot dog."

Ketchup Pre-Cum by T0mBoi June 10, 2015