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Fat girl confidence

When a girl/lady/woman/circle/blob acts like a normal girl. Hot chick. Despite being 300 pounds almost morbidly obese because they're obese or have a lazy eye and hovers around 250. Or they think that you have a crush on them or wanna hit on them, think they are hot even though you would rather fuck a dude or be a perpetual Virgin.
That girl keeps on indirectly talking about her Make-believe boyfriend every time I walk in. Why does the fattest ugliest girl keep on trying to?

I think I'm trying to hit on her. She's gross. I just don't say anything because it's mean to blow her bubble cause she probably never gets Hit on due to being obese and ugly. And the guys who probably do hit on her are fucking weirdos or are gross as fuck fat losers, she thinks she's Mia Khalifa with all that fat girl confidence, but without people wanting to watch her be naked
by Mynoduesp324 January 28, 2025
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Fat

You.
You: *Types "Fat" into Urban Dictinory
Me: You. (This is indicating that you're Fat)
by Ravboi October 25, 2020
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Too fat to fuck

When you eat so much that you can’t do anything. You just wanna rub your belly, and relax, and you are certainly not able to “saw off a piece”
After that big fucking thanksgiving feast, I was just too fat to Fuck
by Captain Rabbit November 23, 2023
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fat cat

by FATCAT!! May 24, 2019
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Big JIMMY FAT

Run away from him he is an asshole and hates people he can’t catch you though if you run he pretty big
FUCK RUNNNN it’s Big JIMMY FAT
by Irjsbabkak January 14, 2022
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fat fuzzy fuck

1) a hairy blob of a person sunkin in his bathroom stuck between a tv dinner and a lazyboy smelling both fingers after finger poppin his asshole

2) a fat no-fuck-giving attitude w/ a fuzzy fuck you on top
Hey you, Fat Fuzzy Fuck pack your trash and get the fuck up out of here! I hope you used hand sanitizer!
by lilshea January 10, 2021
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Fat girl stilt

When a fat girl has such a big belly she can't reach her vagina to utilize a sex toy for masturbation.
I attached the fat girl stilt to the end of my dildo. I hold the stick and can finally maneuver the dildo because I can reach over my belly.
by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 25, 2022
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