cheese touch

Is a sexually transmitted disease.

“Cheese touch” - this means that you now have an STD

by Diarrheasmoothie February 23, 2022

Milford cheese

Adjective: describing the most gnarly, gutteral, situations. Not limited to covering speech and subject matter

So I was fucking (insert name)…. That shit was straight up Milford cheese.

The other night I was eating hobo cock and it tasted like Milford cheese bro.

by hogcanyon September 7, 2022

cheese licker

A swiss fella who thoroughly enjoys and takes pride in their nation's cheese. The history of the lickers has deep roots into the association of homosexuality.

The cheese lickers are often found to immigrate to the US and have issues importing their computers into the country.

Clarke: Have you heard from David lately?
Dominic: Nah, I don't really talk to that filthy cheese licker.

Clarke: God I hate when Swiss blokes non-stop yap about their country.
Dominic: Those brain dead cheese lickers never know when to shut their mouths.

by grizloy March 7, 2024

cheese

Cheese is another name for your period. if you are on your period, you say you are cheesing. a tampon is a cheese stick... a pad is a slice of cheese.

girl 1: hey, do you have a cheese stick?
girl 2: sorry, no, only a slice

by fenway222233 July 23, 2012

Ear Cheese

this gunk occassionly comes from my ear peircing hole... its like this pale yellow and smells like feet.
I like sniffing my fingers

cheese is pouring from my ears. lets call it ear cheese

by rxdytcfyvgublinm September 7, 2025

The Colby Cheese

The leftover smeg around the helmet rim after a streak of unwashing after sexual pleasure

“Hey man, are you aware you’ve got some of The Colby Cheese down your leg”

by OHB All Day May 13, 2024

Jess Cheese

Moldy Swiss cheese

Katie: George Walker Bush, want this slice of Jess Cheese?
*George Walker Bush eats it and dies from mold poisoning*
Rip bozo

by FugginPARODYbro June 26, 2025