eye infection

An Irish lad who uses ketchup on every sort of food.

That guy in mcdonalds is using ketchup on his milkshake! I can't believe there are eye infections in Ireland.

by Bean farmer with a family June 16, 2017

Texas One Eye

A butthole that is larger than it should be, due to excessive anal sex.

Stay away from the Texas One Eye.

by Reddawg9895 August 5, 2024

Mug's eyeful

A term coined by Alan Sugar. Meaning to make an ordinary product look like it has something special about it, even if it doesn't. A good example is a Stereo or Hi-Fi that has a lot of lights and dials to make it look advanced, when the actual quality isn't there.

"Just bought a flashy new stereo, but the sound quality is mediocre. It's a real mug's eyeful"

by Foehn January 25, 2025

The Brown Eye Kiss

When you spread your butt cheeks apart, and your partner spreads their butt cheeks apart, you then rub your buttholes together

Me and my girl did the brown eye kiss last night.

by Drunken Hippie January 4, 2022

Whispering Eye

another word for vagina

Kevin: I want to see your flowing hair and whispering eye.

Ryan: haha you just told her you want to see her vagina.

by adam "chippy" seacrest March 31, 2009

head eyes

when a girl has the most beautiful eyes for getting your penis sucked extravagantly(and in general) usually with long eyelashes

damn yo that girl got some major head eyes

by Bronny James September 17, 2023

eye of soman

Tapping into the hidden third eye, and thus allowing for intellectual prowess in teaching high school students to pass the Physics finals.

"I didn't get sent to the back of the room today because I was able to pay attention in class today. The teacher found the eye of soman and I understood the lecture on Newtons."

by anarchyxrulz February 21, 2021