Skip to main content

Joe Wakefield

Joe Wakefields are usually quite lanky, long faced, with almost horselike features, Often brunette or dirty blonde. You may catch them lurking around bathrooms with a vape, and working dead end jobs in retail. Are they gay? we will never know..His music taste plays a big part in this theory but also his love for musicals. If you know a Joe keep him close because he needs you, to keep his sanity high and his depression low. Joe is usually shy and awkward and confusing at first but when you let him get comfortable around you, he will soon open up. If you’re lucky enough to have a joe in make sure you treat him right because he’s fragile on the inside, keep in touch, touch his leg hair, kiss his lips…lick his feet
OMG IS THAT JOE WAKEFIELD, yes indeed it is…and hes ready
by Pheobe Bruidgs August 16, 2023
mugGet the Joe Wakefield mug.

Joe

When someone asks where something is, you say that Joe has it. After the confusion then say Joe mama.
Noah: Where's the deodorant?
Alfie: Joe has it.
Noah: Who?
Alfie: Joe Mama
by Joe bahama mama August 18, 2023
mugGet the Joe mug.

The person named joe

The person named joe is a person who has the ability to be hidden. The person named joe is impossible to find as people believe to be able to cross through worlds. Some people said they saw someone teleport into this planet. The people say they saw the person with a name tag with the name joe. Some say myth some say true but.... I think that it is a myth.
Agent: Have you seen The person named joe?
Me: No
Agent: He's Clear.
by The all knowing Potato April 2, 2024
mugGet the The person named joe mug.

Joe Biden

Joe Biden is a Naked Cyclist Pig who worships Stephen Hawking and Perrell Brown
Person 1: VOTE FOR JOE BIDEN, BIDEN 2024
Person 2: ew no, joe biden like to ride his bike naked in public
by comma4 April 5, 2024
mugGet the Joe Biden mug.

Joe

Word originating in Ireland meaning to be a leader or brave
He’s a leader, He’s a proper Joe
by DazzlerBai April 10, 2024
mugGet the Joe mug.

Joe Pesci Syndrome

Similar to Napoleon Complex, the Joe Pesci syndrome is a result of appearing vulnerable, (ie. Short, scrawny, Nerdy) in a hostile environment, and being hyper violent as compensation. People with Joe Pesci syndrome do not attack to hurt, they attack to show everyone else, why not to provoke them. Someone with JPS, is not above fighting dirty, using weapons , or having others come and intimidate people for them just to prove a point. JPS rarely start issues, but they are inclined to end them.
“Dude, I would not keep fucking with Troy. He might be small, but he choked out Cory on the bus, on some Joe Pesci Syndrome shit.”

“I know I freaked out at the bar, but you know what it’s like being small, I got Joe Pesci syndrome.”
by Jordi slang April 14, 2024
mugGet the Joe Pesci Syndrome mug.

Joe Gomez

A genuine nonce who keeps thundercunting the ball from 35 yards out when, as of right now, he has 0 career goals. A terrorist on the pitch who deserves the death penalty.
Person 1: Why does he keep shooting from outside the box when Liverpool needs a goal?
Person 2: It was Joe Gomez wasn't it
by Give my goat a penalty April 15, 2024
mugGet the Joe Gomez mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email