Cat Explotano

This is spanish for cat explode. Popularized by "Squewe".

Numero uno, Cat explotano.
*Video of cat exploding*

by _igger January 23, 2024

Wild Cat Bergseng

Adjective: Homosexual guy on guy hard core sex intercourse position. Involving a sex swing. Where the dominant male is wearing a cat tail vibrating butt plug.

Tonight we will listen to Welcome To The Jungle while we do the Wild cat Bergseng.

by Factchecking guru. January 23, 2024

Cat burglar

A professional thief that takes pet cats from your home

Wtf did you expect, a pussy snatcher?! That was already covered in a lot of other definitions for the word, and this is intended not to be nsfw! Get your mind outta the gutter kids!

Breaking news coming out of chicago tonight as we come on the air, a suspect is wanted in connection with a string of cat burglaries in the area. Police have not identified a suspect, they advised all cat owners to keep doors and windows locked at night and to avoid giving them catnip afterhours.

by YouCanCallMeViking January 23, 2024

cats

nice food source

yum yum cats

by yummyers January 24, 2024

cat

our lord and saviour that we must worship, your leaders are:
Jess, Coco, Ginger, Pumpkin,Cookie and Pickles (rip Benny our founder)

-J&R

“We worship the lord, our god, the cat.”
“which one today?”
“Pumpkin”

by welovecats_dot_org January 25, 2024

cars (cat!!)

car iz a silly lil cat:3

I LOVE SILLY CARS (CAT!!)

by alewrites4u January 26, 2024

Cat Distribution System

The system that gives out cats.

P1: Hey, there's so many cats following me around!
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.

by BehindTheSlaughter January 28, 2024