Squid Mommy 🌹 @ NEW HOME OWNER!

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squid mommy 🌹 @ NEW HOME OWNER! needs to tweet more shorb photos

by sailorlily May 24, 2021

I got a new phone

She/He deleted your number - out of lack of attraction - so she/he has no idea who you are when you text her/him.

Who is this? I got a new phone and lost numbers.

by Georgiaboy1996 July 5, 2015

The new patrick meme

A new cancerous meme that ran out of ideas as quickly as it came.

Paul: Hey jack look at this patrick meme
Jack: Is it the one meme where patrick looks down at spongebob? The new patrick meme?
Paul: Yes
Jack:*Implodes out of existence, moon crashes on earth*

God: I had to eradicate the human race before it got worse

by The big potato lord May 13, 2018

The Smokers New Year

420. The holiday where all smokers come together. Its just like New Years. So pass a joint and make some Smokers Resolutions

Hey what are your Smokers Resolutions?" "To not smoke!" "Thats not the way to go man! Not The Smokers New Year way!"

by 420addict May 16, 2011

New York Sprite

The act of mixing your own semen into carbonated water and giveing it to a New Yorker

" I gave pam my new york sprite"

by THCrusaider December 25, 2022

Great News!

When a wild Ralph and or chase is on another planet

Omg where am I... *post on private story “great news!”

by Rmillerdude September 3, 2019

New Jazz

a specific genre of music that fuses some elements of pluggnb such as the soft synths (if there is some in the songs) and a very specific bass growl that you'll instantly recognize if you listen to the genre.

Person 1: My music taste is so underground!
Person 2: I suspect you've listened to some New Jazz then?
Person 1: Yes!

by onlythisaudnerstand October 23, 2023