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Joe Jonas

a man who can't break up with someone in person
A: "Did you hear that he broke up with his girlfriend on a 5 second phone call?"
B: "What a Joe Jonas."
by taylorswiftlover12131989 February 6, 2024
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Joe palm

an ginger and people call him "cum rag"
"Hey joe palm! Come play basketball with us."
by nikebeast108 April 28, 2017
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Joe

A fate which befalls all those unfortunate enough to utter the incantation "who is Joe"
Chad: you know Joe?
Karen: who is Joe

*Karen implodes taking most of the earth with her, only Chad survives*
by Joseph's maternal figure July 11, 2022
mugGet the Joemug.

Joe

Joe Is a crazy motherfucker with an enourmous cock. When he walks down the street, women within a 500 yard radius immediatly orgasm and have hormones pouring out of their ears. Dont fuck with Joe, that hard ass motherfucker will kick your teeth in!
Did you hear about how Joe nearly killed that girl with his cock?
mugGet the Joemug.

Joe

"Joe" is a slang term used to describe someone with significant wealth or financial abundance, often implying an easy or affluent lifestyle.

The phrase "Joe Money" is a shorthand way to reference someone who has a lot of money, highlighting their ability to afford luxuries or handle financial responsibilities with ease.
Don’t worry about the bill—Joe’s got it; he’s loaded.
by shojablitz November 22, 2024
mugGet the Joemug.

Joe

by @jOe MaMMa September 14, 2022
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Barry Joe

Smartest Mofo ever

Barry Joe lives in San Fransico with his super rich parents moching off them. He weighs 400 pounds, is a god at rocket league, thinks Oklahoma is on the east coast, went to harvard at age 9, graduated at age 8 after inventing the time machine, and is the starting quaterback at his middle school, and only eats salad. Runs track for Ohio state somehow.
Person 1 "Yo do you know Barry Joe?"
Person 2 "I know a couple of Barry Joes, which one do you mean?"
Person 1 "The retarded looking one"
Person 2 "Oh u mean Barry Joe Mama"
by oihp3q49paewfug9p203u9 September 12, 2022
mugGet the Barry Joemug.

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