smokey Joe

2 inches

smokey Joe as big as it gets

by roofie bitches June 20, 2024

Joe Hendry

A guy who highly believes in themselves and exhales charisma from their veins.

John Cena would be the greatest wrestler of all time, if he had more Joe Hendry in him.

by Thewrestlinggod June 23, 2024

Joe Sloppy

When you have the bread in the middle and the meat on the top and bottom

I'm loving this Joe Sloppy right now

by Xryxix June 23, 2024

Joe Roganite

Joe Roganites are avid followers of Joe Rogan. They believe every word he says as fact. If he told them to mobilize they would. They will defend anything he says or does and may even get aggressive about it. They somehow find a way to talk about Joe Rogan in any conversation they can. The only thing they listen to is “The Joe Rogan Experience”. The only thing they watch is clips of his podcast.

A: “I was with John last night and he would not stop talking about Joe Rogan. He kept going on about these theories…”

B: “I know, he’s become such a ‘Joe Roganite’ ever since he listened to that podcast a couple months ago. It’s all he ever talks about.”

by Ba-nay-nay Tray June 28, 2024

Joe-safe

a Joe safe is a shot in Pool or Billiards where the shooter tries to make his ball and misses, but he luckily safes the other player. For example, I am trying to make a ball and I miss but I snooker the next guy. This is called the Joe-safe. This is the Jo-safe because a gentleman in Phuket Thailand routinely did this either by skill or luck.

Man, this guy Joe-safed me again. I can never catch a break.

by Cleaverkneekicker June 29, 2024

Joe Biden

The cousin of the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt. Also someone who is so old a out of it they really don't know what is happening.

Man, I popped 5 xanny bars last night and I was Joe Biden fucked up.

by Trip J 420 July 3, 2024

Joe Biden

A senile grandpa who happened to stumble into the white house one day, raising the dead from their graves to cast votes for him. Frequently gets lost in the white house garden, requiring pathfinding redirection like a Skyrim NPC in a broken quest.

"America can be defined in one sentence: Asafuhmuttahanan," Joe Biden said in his speech.

by NASCARJUNKMAN July 7, 2024