i will murk you

A statement, which is used to describe a person (most commonly a friend) who is about to partake in an action of unpleasantry an annoyance. It pretty much means you wanna fight them.

Friend 1: "Dude, I'm gonna eat the last Ice Cream bar."
Friend 2: "I will murk you if you do so, faggot."

by NateDoggeh February 13, 2017

i love you

three words that don't mean shit. is always a lie if it is just used by itself. the only time it's for real is if that person says more to it.

"i love you"
LIE..

"i love you. you make me feel so special. thanks for being there for me, man."
TRUE...

by danny the girl May 5, 2005

Now you know

You use it when your friend is expressing skepticism towards some fact you've just told them, to hint that it's common knowledge and your friend is making a fool of himself by insisting to doubt it.

- "WTF" is an interjection.
- Really? I never heard of it.
- Now you know.

by Eikinkloster May 26, 2011

Oh you know

When a person just knows

DATBOI: man where is that chainsaw been looking for it all game

"Bottom left hand corner of the map" oh you know is it !

by The Cringe Club July 27, 2016

duck you up

When someone admits they are a retard to someone.

rahel: man tommorow ima duck you up so bad
alex: nah its okay your just as good as me
rahel: thanks man, i still think im retarded
alex: well maybe a bit

by peterparkerspetparrot June 25, 2014

put you on line

to put yourself on line or in track with a female, to set your sefl up with a female

aye put me on line with that breezy

by wHaT iT dO 415 March 31, 2005

You gay, bro?

A term used by homosexuals, mainly men, as a way of asking out another man, to be sure if he's also homosexual or not. When being a gay male, asking someone else out is not as easy as being straight because you don't know if the other guy is also gay too, so these this term was invented and is basically the gay equivalent of asking a girl "Can I buy you a drink?"

Guy 1: You gay, bro?
Guy 2: I'm bisexual.
Guy 1: Oh, cool. So am I.
Guy 2: Cool. So, wanna go out?
Guy 1: Yeah.
(And thus, a homosexual relationship has been created)

by Corey Riffin May 30, 2016