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shit rocket

when your smashing a bird up the arse and she shits and comes at the same time getting a nasty fucking mess all over your cock and balls
i was smashing the granny out of this bird the other night and she only shit rocketed all over me, went fucking everywhere.
by fat boi, uncle Bob and Wylie September 30, 2006
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shit squint

The twinge in a girl's eye after he takes it out of her ass and puts it in her mouth, the ol'ATM! MMMM, good.......
I live to see the shit squint in a girl's eye when she tastes her own fecal matter......
by Sam and Chris January 22, 2007
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Mum shit

to make the most god awfull smell humanly possible
dad:argh whats that awful smell
son:thats mum shit dad
by b1nn7 August 25, 2006
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shit nickel

1. Generic term denoting a currency of little or no value when the user is unsure of the actual name for the currency in question.
Thought to have originally been coined by Canadian Forces troops on Peacekeeping duties in the former Yugoslavia during the 1990s.
Person 1: "Dude this/those CD/jeans/ shoes rock(s)! Did you pay much for it/them?"

Person 2: "No, aboot 500 Shit Nickels out of some bug-eater's trunk"

P1: "Woah bargain!"
by LarryBloggins March 23, 2007
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shit spoon

One who maliciously meddles or intrudes into other people's affairs or business.
That shit spoon Dovie sure likes to stir the shit.
by Robster Dean June 26, 2008
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creep shit

It usaully means your a g, your cool, every one respects you, no one fucks with you.
Yea he on that creep shit you better stay away from him.
by OG Matt August 18, 2006
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Shit Burglar

Pronunciation: Shit Ber-Gler
Function: noun

1. A person who stands around in group where everyone is talking, and when something funny or interesting is said, will proceed to inform everyone what he/she finds to be worth telling. Unfortunatly, nobody usualy cares what this person has to say.

See: Bardi
"What a shit burglar, i fucking hate Bardi!"
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