November 2

This day is National Ignore All Fun Sized People Day. If a person is shorter than your shoulders then you must ignore them. If a person is 5’3” or shorter than everyone must automatically ignore them. To ignore them you must stare straight over them as if they are simply too short to even notice.

On November 2 every short person will seem to disappear from the face of the earth.

by strawberry milkshake October 26, 2019

November 3rd

kiss a hockey boy day

On this day you have to kiss every hockey boy you see

“It’s November 3rd! Better go kiss Tyler! He’s the hottest hockey boy in school!

by Gay_boi_69 October 26, 2019

November

Another slap ass month.

The november is also being defined as 2nd slap ass month.

by Yolo:-) October 27, 2019

November 2nd

The day where you confess to your crush after your girl breaks up with you and made your work easier to not need to break up with her without breaking her heart so it's an absolute win for you

oh shi- it's November 2nd it's my day to shine!!

by w a n t e p October 27, 2019

November 9th

The day you are allowed to prank and roast all of your friends.

I told her she's stupid because it's November 9th.

by Skyla321 October 27, 2019

November 2

National Give a hug to your ex day

On November 2 is the last time to give them a hug and have an excuse to also if you just want to then YOUR I. LUCK

by November 2 October 27, 2019

November 2

National eat all of your grandma’s whole wheat bread day.

On November 2nd

• Sneak into your grandma’s pantry walking on your hands
• Take all her whole wheat bread
• Eat it with your chimpanzee leaving none left for your grandma

by wika October 27, 2019