John

John is a unique human being, they are mostly born in Autumn falls or Winter, he makes mistakes and realises his mistakes as soon as possible, John is Very handsome pure hearted dude who wants nothing in life but true Love, he's been wishing to find the girl of his Dreams. Be assured John's are never unlucky

Stranger: Hey you know someone named John around here??
John: My name is John
Stranger: OMG you are what I'm looking for handsome!!

by Greek Myths November 28, 2021

kaydence and john

the best couple ever

kaydence and john are the best couple ever

by daddydaddydaddypimp1 November 29, 2021

john thomas cornwell

a very sexy man, who is loving and caring. the most funniest guy you will ever meet and the most hard working. hes one to settle down and start a family with.

i am in love with john thomas cornwell

by brownie_chels November 29, 2021

John

An ant raping pan chewing pool adicted maniac who lives to shit out lego pieces

Did John shit in the hall again !?
Are there lego pieces?!
Yes !

by Magofucker November 29, 2021

DEAR JOHN

Saying "Dear John" singnifies your a bitch who would leave John for litterally no reason, when you could have just explained your situation, leaving both you and "John" separate from the one you love for the rest of your lives.

Dear John, Im a fucking stupid bitch.

by Godddddamng it November 30, 2021

John

Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with

John: "Hey Man"

by Owluminati December 1, 2021

John

Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with "Hey Man"

Me: Sup
John: Hey Man

by Owluminati December 1, 2021