John

takes veiny ah dih to his ahh. scores lower on multiple choice exams than everybody else too.

That guy is def a John.

by PxssyDestroyerX March 28, 2025

John

John is one of the categories in the John Chart™.
John represents people who are friendly, hardworking, approachable and humorous.
If you ever see someone who could be categorized as a John approach them, get to know them and befriend them,
they will always be there in your darkest moments

Person 1: James is such a nice guy, and he's so funny too!
Person 2: Yes! He's such a John.

by PixelManGaming January 22, 2023

John

When your John af means your zooted and booted like my nigga john💯

"ngl gang im john af rn"

by nolimitj13 June 16, 2023

john farmer

a guy that's poor but has great morals and makes money by farming (by use of child labor) and selling drugs

that guy is john farmer.

by quaner January 4, 2022

Dylan John Greenwood

A popular fella from Australia. He is a gamer and is homosexual.

"You look just like Dylan John Greenwood"

by Peppermint_420 July 27, 2024

jOHn

Saying "jOHn" is a way of telling any of your friends named John "oh" while calling them at the same time.

John: do u no de wae
Someone: jOHn....that is a dead meme.

by Alola_ March 17, 2018

John

John

John

by The nonsense urban definer1234 November 14, 2022