New cat who dis?

Beepo says it in his 100 days,hardcore advancements,when he gets a cat varient.

Beppo: new cat who dis?
person A: uhhh
Person B: lets just get away from them

by Tsunamiis June 5, 2023

News Punk'd

The act punking friends or co-workers with "Number 2 stories" or old news, then acting like you don't know what they told you.

(Me): "You hear the big news on sunday?"
(Friend): "Yeah, Osama was killed."
(Me): "No what are you talking about? I'm talking about Sony releasing info on the outage."
(Friend): "Heh Heh, cool..."
(Me): "You just got News Punk'd!"
(Friend): "What?"

by AnonymousFS June 11, 2011

new england biscuit

1. Someone that is fresh to New England.
2. When after your lady cums, you dip a biscuit in there.

1. Why is that guy so obsessed with parking his car at Harvard Yard? Oh, he's just a New England biscuit.
2. I gave my lady a New England biscuit last week, and now she can't walk well. There are too many crumbs.

by idrathernotpodcast August 23, 2017

New Jersey

The WORST State....Except for all of the others

Ugh New Jersey seriously?

Fuck you, NJ is the best damn state in the union

by MenaceIIHeaven November 1, 2020

New Zealand police

Also known as Ngā Pirihimana o Aotearoa the New Zealand Police are the National Police of Aotearoa New Zealand. First being created in the 1860’s as the New Zealand Armed Constabulary and being renamed to the New Zealand Police Force in 1886 and with the word force being removed from the name in 1958.

“Did you see the New Zealand Police responding to the crash last night”

“Yea I did there was a lot of them”

by mlater November 15, 2023

law of new skin

is a theory that no matter how hot or sexy your current piece of ass is, the girl you haven't slept with yet is more desirable

you are currently in a relationship with a 9.2.
but you really wanna bang the 6.7 with the crooked teeth at the end of the bar.
The law of new skin says that you will sleep with the 6.7

by theflyingdutchman March 15, 2014

New York Subway

When 2 dudes share a hefty log with eachother, and they become brothers.

Guy1: “Yeah man me and him are brothers now, it was that New York subway we shared”
Guy2: “damn man how big was it”
Guy1: “it was probably a good 8-9 inches of poo”
Guy2: “damn y’all are more then brothers, y’all are like spiritually connected”

by FuckGuyTheThird August 1, 2021