life

not dying

im in life and im not dying

by eope May 29, 2023

life

the reason why you're reading this right now and not doing something meaningful or useful in your life.

motivational speaker: enjoy life
me: typing in the urban dictionary

by norweagian blue February 8, 2021

Half-Life

the coolest game ever made by valve and it was there first game and it was awsum and cool

u shud play Half-Life it is best gamd ever

by lord jimbob the great August 1, 2025

Life Ignoring

when someone starts to go on the internet so much they lose ahold of reality.

"is he life ignoring? "
"i dont really know, that life ignorer has been playing games for 48 hours nonstop!"
"well, should we leave that life ignorer alone?"

by SaturnMist4 June 10, 2024

Shreck is life

i was only 9 years old when i watched the first shreck movie, i liked it so much i bought all merchandise. And every night before sleep i prayed to schreck, shreck is love, i said, shrek is live. My father heard that and called me a faggot, he was just jealous for my devotion to shrek. I called him a bitch, he slapped me and sent me to sleep. its cold, i am crying, my face hurts soooooo much. i feel a warmth coming slowly at me, i feel an arm on my leg, i turn around its shreck, i am so happy, he whispers in my ear this is my swamp. he grabs me and puts me on all my fours. i am ready, i spread my cheeks for shreck, he penetrates my ass. IT HURTS SOO000000 MUCH. i press against his force, i want to pleasure him. it hurts s00000000 much. my eyes are watering, i feel my ass falling apart. he lets out a loud scream, when he fills my ass with his love. my father walks in and sees it. shreck looks at him, directly in his eyes and says: everything is over, and goes out my window. shreck is love, shreck is live.

If you miss this shot you don't believe that shreck is life

by 2pumpsaway6969 April 8, 2025

Life

Gayas

Life is gayas

by Donaldsy October 20, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025