sweater eyes

When it is so effing cold outside people's (chicks mostly, dude sometimes) sweaters develop "eyes" due to their nips being so dang rock hard. They are watching you... ( . ) ( . )

Tis the season, did you see Sally's sweater eyes? Those bad boys been staring me down all dang day.

by skinnyjhorts January 8, 2015

Poke a turtle's eye

When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo

Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?

-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now

by musicman1993 September 26, 2010

Dry eyes December

In the month December i want yall to not cry during December. Keep ur eyes dry. Good luck

Dont cry, dont cry, dont cry,... because its dry eyes December

by UwU.rainbow.sh*t December 1, 2019

eye-red

The act of aiming for more than is deemed to be realistically attainable. Overly ambitious.

Lesley is an eye-red one, she persisted despite doctors' diagnosing her as barren, and is now pregnant with twins.

by Tokinn September 12, 2020

plasma eyes

the name for someone with unsurpassed coolness. is a total badass and is respected by all

Yo Plasma eyes wats up!
Plasma Eyes: i dont even know you

by greenlittleteapot April 16, 2009

selfie eyes

A squinting eye expression, typical of the way people look at a phone when they or someone else is taking a selfie. See also selfeyes.

Wow! You look really great in that photo. Shame about the selfie eyes though.

by daverap January 4, 2016

southern brown eye

Another name for the bootyhole

She was really surprised when I stuck my tongue in her southern brown eye.

by YD724 May 9, 2025