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John

John is a mystery of a man, a man of few words, a man who will cut anyone who fucks with his circle. He is adept with his hands, and loves his woman fiercely. John makes sure things are done right, and takes pains to correct the wrongs. He is fun, hot, sensitive and sexy. John is a man every other dude should aspire to be.
John makes his lady feel like she is his, he works hard to explain why they are forever.
by GeminEye Visionary November 20, 2022
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John

A pure God Excepted by the Mexicans who typically worships himself
What is that guy doing at that temple
Oh that’s the temple of John
Wait that’s John
by fruit tea April 5, 2022
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John

John is so weird. He looks like a pear. He needs a haircut. He has no hairline. A John would never be kind, even if his life depended on it.
I hate John. He makes me rage!
by MyTerror December 10, 2019
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John Jang

Chill Fudi this guy is really a demon frl he will stop you in your tracks n rob you styll.
yo dont go there your gonna get "John Janged"
by Angel123123123123 October 6, 2025
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John Wicking

The action of a man making finger guns with both hands durring doggystyle; then inserting both pointer and index fingers the woman's vagina on both sides of his penis, followed by inserting both thumbs in her ass. Commonly done when the man wants to feel a tighter hole.
I fucked the shit out of Jessica last night, but she was pretty loose so I had to give her the ole John Wicking.
by The_Deacon June 29, 2024
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John

His heart has been broke in a million pieces, so be careful with his heart. On the exterior, he is very happy and chills with his friends. On the interior, all happiness is flushed down the toilet and he cries alone, but he does not let others show it. heart been broken so many times for him that he is used to it 💔💔💔💔
You know John?”
“Oh, him? I heard he got his heart broken by 7 girls. RIP THAT PUSSY AAAYY”
“And the time he got asked out as girl was a joke”
by KFJDHAHS September 27, 2021
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