The reason youll probably be buying a 3-D t.v. Will also lead to less men cheating on there wives and more time in their den.
Best Buy ad: Now only at best buy. NewSamsung Full 1080P 3-D T.V. with new features such as 3-D movies, shows, and now 3-D pornography
Man: Hey babe, instead of this whole wedding thing, why dont we get a new t.v.
When you and a girl have very drunken sexual relations with each other. Unfortunately, this girl is on her period. Godfathering occurs when you wake up with blood all over your crotch and body, and wake up screaming.
Guy: Me and this girl hooked up last night, but she didn't tell me she was on her period.... Not a pleasant sight in the morning.
Friend: DUDE, you just got Godfather'd!!
1. Noun used to describe the abuse given from Expats to locals.
2. Used to describe the obnoxious behavior displayed among Expats.
3. Used to describe a situation in which money is used to solve a problem.
1. "My Chinese speaking taxi driver took a wrong turn so I screamed in his face till he started crying. I totally went expat on his ass."
2. "You should have seen the look on the maid's face this morning. Someone expat'd the pool and left a floater."
3. "It cost me 2000 dollars to get this picture hung but I couldn't be bothered so I expat'd that shit."
a very small and poorly rolled joint or blunt. Usually rolled by a drunk 'bro' at a party and usually only takes 4 hits to kill it. Rolled with as little 'substance' as possible to ensure only the bro and his bro friends get high.
drunk bro: "right after these two shots ima roll the fattest twinkle d u ever seent!!"
*by the time you see the 'twinkle d' it is a resin covered roach*