fart

carelessly allowing stinky air to leave your clogged butthole. how dare you. but yea you kinda have to so liek its fineee

"i farted"

by clarissabethanyclark February 7, 2022

fart slobber

Fart Slobber: similar to a “shart” (a fart in which one slips and actually $h*ts their pants).

After dinner I accidentally fart slobbered and now need to change my pants.

by Call_sign_viper May 31, 2018

fart funewgan

simple phrase said to replace derogatory sayings.

Oh fart funewgan! I locked my keys in my car!

by Honeybee89 January 31, 2010

Brain fart

When you forget something really important.

Teacher: yes, gertrude?
Student: never mind, brain fart😟

by _.duhitsme._ August 10, 2016

Fuckin’ Farts

The act of plowing your significant other whilst trying to hold in a fart and maintain your boner.

I was boning the ol battle axe and had the fuckin’ farts so bad I lost my bone diggity.

by Assdickmcfuckface March 13, 2022

poop fart

when you think its a fart but its a full poop

i think i just made a poop fart in my pants

by dodo jojo November 3, 2020

Ego Fart

When you think your idea is original and great when you are absolutely lying to yourself and everyone else because all you did was rename/rebrand someone else's idea, especially if you blew up the original policy and only rewrote the same thing with a different title. Some people do this just to praise themselves. Having your own label on a policy decision is only for your ego, and that ideology stinks and is immature.

President Trump blowing up the NAFTA deal and then changing the name with the same policies and countries was a huge ego fart.

by Arizona Mildman December 1, 2018